The former internet home of Los Angeles writer Tessa Strain.

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31st March 2011

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MIXED FEELINGS, GUILTY GIGGLES, OVERWHELMING SADNESS, POWERLESS BEFORE PUNS & IMAGES RELATED TO DYING IN SPACE.

MIXED FEELINGS, GUILTY GIGGLES, OVERWHELMING SADNESS, POWERLESS BEFORE PUNS & IMAGES RELATED TO DYING IN SPACE.

Tagged: dying in spaceawful punstogether at last

Source: community.livejournal.com

16th February 2011

Link reblogged from fuckyeahdavidlynch with 98 notes

AV Club: Billy Ray Cyrus says that the devil and David Lynch destroyed his family →

elvis-shrugged:

Found via remote_viewer’s Twitter. This is hiliarious. Just read it.

I don’t think I need to tell you that this is the greatest.

Tagged: david lynchhannah montanatogether at last

Source: elvis-shrugged

11th October 2010

Photo reblogged from slow motion crawl with 2,126 notes

tulletulle:

homemadedarkmark:

yerawizardharry:

Researchers have discovered the first potentially immortal jellyfish, a species called Turritopsis nutricula. They can revert to the polyp stage after becoming sexually mature, periodically restarting its life-cycle. The rejuvenation relies on transdifferation, the transformation of one mature cell type into another. All evidence suggests that Turritopsis can repeat this process indefinitely, meaning that it will never die as a consequence of aging. Researchers suggested that studying the Turritopsis could lead to breakthroughs in reversing the human aging process. 

holy mother of merlin

WHAT

“Potentially immortal”—have you ever heard anything more seductive?

tulletulle:

homemadedarkmark:

yerawizardharry:

Researchers have discovered the first potentially immortal jellyfish, a species called Turritopsis nutricula. They can revert to the polyp stage after becoming sexually mature, periodically restarting its life-cycle. The rejuvenation relies on transdifferation, the transformation of one mature cell type into another. All evidence suggests that Turritopsis can repeat this process indefinitely, meaning that it will never die as a consequence of aging. Researchers suggested that studying the Turritopsis could lead to breakthroughs in reversing the human aging process. 

holy mother of merlin

WHAT

“Potentially immortal”—have you ever heard anything more seductive?

Tagged: science!immortalitytogether at last

Source: blogs.theeagleonline.com

4th October 2010

Photo reblogged from novaya zemlya with 15 notes

novazembla:

etsy:

Shark tights by galstern on Etsy

Tessa. TESSA.

OH DEAR GOD.

novazembla:

etsy:

Shark tights by galstern on Etsy

Tessa. TESSA.

OH DEAR GOD.

Tagged: sharkity-sharkshosierytogether at last

Source: etsy.com

19th August 2010

Video reblogged from Bananas killed my parents with 9 notes

crabbyalissa:

ALL ARGUMENTS = INVALID

I first found out about this video because one of my friends sent me the message “PARTYMAN” as an imperative. And it was.

Tagged: sick jamzthe jokerprincetogether at last

Source: crabby-cakess

1st August 2010

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Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg making mashed potatoes.

Tagged: together at last

8th April 2010

Video reblogged from fuckyeahdavidlynch with 90 notes

fuckyeahdavidlynch:

lookuplookup:

“Twin Beaks” (Sesame Street Twin Peaks parody.)

“Diane. This Agent Cookie reporting. Me in Twin Beaks. Darn fine town.”

Monsterpiece Theatre takes on Twin Peaks. Eternally priceless.

Tagged: twin peaksdavid lynchsesame streettogether at last

Source: lookuplookup

6th December 2009

Photo reblogged from She Hulk Smash with 326 notes

happysound:

retconpunch:

Batman.
Killing a shark.
With a lightsabre.
AND YOU THOUGHT TODAY WAS GOING TO SUCK.

TESSA. TESSA STRAIN. DID YOU WILL THIS PICTURE INTO EXISTENCE?

Only gods can make miracles, Lauren.
If I were a god, however, this would be the miracle I’d set out to make.

happysound:

retconpunch:

Batman.

Killing a shark.

With a lightsabre.

AND YOU THOUGHT TODAY WAS GOING TO SUCK.

TESSA. TESSA STRAIN. DID YOU WILL THIS PICTURE INTO EXISTENCE?

Only gods can make miracles, Lauren.

If I were a god, however, this would be the miracle I’d set out to make.

Tagged: sharkity-sharksBatmantogether at last

Source: retconpunch