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24th March 2011

Photoset reblogged from EVERYTHING IS GREAT ALL THE TIME with 5 notes

explosionswoo:

These are two artworks I made with my iPad whilst drunk. One depicts Batman and the other depicts my friend Tessa.

YOU GUYS. I AM IMMORTALIZED IN ART. ON THE MOON. WITH A DINOSAUR.

Also that Batman picture is pretty great.

Tagged: artfriendsthings that make my heart grow three sizesbatman

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28th February 2011

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I am a little baffled by this response to this post??
Name: I don’t recall asking about his name. I referred to him as Jack Napier because in Tim Burton’s Batman (which is what I had hoped my title would explain is what I was talking about, not the Joker in general), that’s the name of the character. Trust me, I have read enough comics to know that the Joker’s real name is a mystery. But also, you mention the Joker’s origin story as if there is one definitive origin story for the Joker? Which there isn’t? I’m guessing you’re talking about the one in Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke, but the DC continuity in general makes much of the fact that the Joker’s past is in dispute and doesn’t take one specific position on what his true origin might be. For that matter, The Killing Joke itself raises doubts about the veracity of the origin story portrayed therein (I quote Mr. J himself: “If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice”). Tim Burton’s Batman also takes the liberty of portraying Jack Napier as the killer of Thomas and Martha Wayne, whereas in the comics it was the preposterously named mugger, Joe Chill, retcon regarding Simon Hurt/Darkseid notwithstanding. In conclusion, movies are different than comics!
Prince: Prince is a BAMF or the Joker is a BAMF? Or do you mean both? Who is showing off? I recall asking an either/or question, but I don’t even know what we’re talking about anymore.
Hey y’all, if offering people unsolicited corrections regarding Batman minutiae is your bag, that’s fine by me, but it’s bad form not to read the post you’re responding to.
PRINCE RULEZ 4EVER

I am a little baffled by this response to this post??

Name: I don’t recall asking about his name. I referred to him as Jack Napier because in Tim Burton’s Batman (which is what I had hoped my title would explain is what I was talking about, not the Joker in general), that’s the name of the character. Trust me, I have read enough comics to know that the Joker’s real name is a mystery. But also, you mention the Joker’s origin story as if there is one definitive origin story for the Joker? Which there isn’t? I’m guessing you’re talking about the one in Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke, but the DC continuity in general makes much of the fact that the Joker’s past is in dispute and doesn’t take one specific position on what his true origin might be. For that matter, The Killing Joke itself raises doubts about the veracity of the origin story portrayed therein (I quote Mr. J himself: “If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice”). Tim Burton’s Batman also takes the liberty of portraying Jack Napier as the killer of Thomas and Martha Wayne, whereas in the comics it was the preposterously named mugger, Joe Chill, retcon regarding Simon Hurt/Darkseid notwithstanding. In conclusion, movies are different than comics!

Prince: Prince is a BAMF or the Joker is a BAMF? Or do you mean both? Who is showing off? I recall asking an either/or question, but I don’t even know what we’re talking about anymore.

Hey y’all, if offering people unsolicited corrections regarding Batman minutiae is your bag, that’s fine by me, but it’s bad form not to read the post you’re responding to.

PRINCE RULEZ 4EVER

Tagged: batmanthe internet

22nd February 2011

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With regard to Tim Burton’s Batman:

Do you think that the Joker loving Prince was somehow a result of falling in the vat of chemicals, or was Jack Napier always into Prince but felt like he couldn’t admit it to his fellow mobsters for fear that they wouldn’t take him seriously until he became the Joker and finally had an outlet for his Prince fandom?

Tagged: personally i think it's the lattermotion picturesbatman

16th February 2011

Photo reblogged from Geoffrey is Working with 4 notes

geoffreyisworking:

Taken with instagram

My Valentine’s Day started off with this here Batman Pez Dispenser and ended with The Omen, so I’m gonna go ahead and call that one a success.

geoffreyisworking:

Taken with instagram

My Valentine’s Day started off with this here Batman Pez Dispenser and ended with The Omen, so I’m gonna go ahead and call that one a success.

Tagged: holidaysbatmanmotion picturesshut up about your boyfriend

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13th December 2010

Photo reblogged from Love & Radiation with 109 notes

love-and-radiation:

thisbodysfabric:

fashiontipsfromcomicstrips:

ambitionsfail:

…complete with holster.

I don’t care if these are Bat-irrelevant - my wardrobe/utility belt NEEDS these.

CHRISTINA YOU NEED THESE

WE ALL NEED THESE.

Indeed we do. Indeed we do.

love-and-radiation:

thisbodysfabric:

fashiontipsfromcomicstrips:

ambitionsfail:

…complete with holster.

I don’t care if these are Bat-irrelevant - my wardrobe/utility belt NEEDS these.

CHRISTINA YOU NEED THESE

WE ALL NEED THESE.

Indeed we do. Indeed we do.

Tagged: putting batman's hatred of guns asidebatman

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10th December 2010

Link reblogged from Best of Wikipedia with 61 notes

Batman (unit) →

bestofwikipedia:

The batman was a unit of mass used in the Ottoman Empire and Central Asia. It has also been recorded as a unit of area in Uyghur-speaking regions of Central Asia. The equivalent unit in British India was anglicized as the maund. The value of the batman (or maund) varied considerably from place to place. (via defrost)

Relevant to Batman Inc.?

Tagged: batmancomicsgrant morrison

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8th December 2010

Photo reblogged from The Young Gary Busey Chronicles. with 4,028 notes

thisbodysfabric:

dinnerinthedarkroom:evilcomma:
Heaven.

thisbodysfabric:

dinnerinthedarkroom:evilcomma:

Heaven.

Tagged: batmanliving the dream

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19th November 2010

Link reblogged from Geoffrey is Working with 2 notes

Batman! Batman! Batman! BATMAN! Nanananananananananana! BAT-MAN! « Sci-Ence! Justice Leak! →

geoffreyisworking:

Bruce Wayne is fighting a “death-idea that never stops”. It can only be defeated by destroying his nervous system. He’s fighting depression all right, and coming out the other side. And that can be a…

Tagged: batmancomicsgrant morrison

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17th November 2010

Photo reblogged from Geoffrey is Working with 5 notes

Tagged: batmanriding an elephant

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7th November 2010

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garlandgrey:

via teallikethecolor

LISTEN TO THE BATMAN.

garlandgrey:

via teallikethecolor

LISTEN TO THE BATMAN.

Tagged: batmanpep talksart

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