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31st March 2011

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MIXED FEELINGS, GUILTY GIGGLES, OVERWHELMING SADNESS, POWERLESS BEFORE PUNS & IMAGES RELATED TO DYING IN SPACE.

MIXED FEELINGS, GUILTY GIGGLES, OVERWHELMING SADNESS, POWERLESS BEFORE PUNS & IMAGES RELATED TO DYING IN SPACE.

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Source: community.livejournal.com

10th December 2010

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Revamped Soundtrack to Footloose, With Descriptions

  • Foot Use: An exuberant dance song about acceptable ways to utilize one’s feet.
  • Let’s Hear It for the Goy: An upbeat number about a successful conversion to Judaism.
  • Olmos Paradise: A passionate ballad about the joys of watching Battlestar Galactica.
  • Holding Out for a Gyro: An empowering number about waiting on eating any of the snacks in one’s kitchen because of one’s plans to go out for Mediterranean food later.
  • Dancing in the Fleets: A song about a dance party in the Royal Navy.
  • I’m Twee (Heaven Helps the Man): A balls-to-the-wall rock anthem about the frustration of being adorable.
  • Somebody’s Pies: A song of longing directed at the pies belonging to others.
  • The “Gurrrl” Gets Around: A sassy number about the proliferation of the word “gurrrl” in the advice one gives.
  • Lever: A song about simple machines.

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