18th March 2011
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Things I have said indignantly in the past
- “You don’t know shit about Spicy Rice.”
- “Who does that jerk think he is? Telling me, me, about Batman!”
- “So maybe don’t go around trying to correct people’s grammar at parties, guy.”
Things I am likely to say indignantly in the future
- “What do you mean the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack isn’t good sex music?!”
- “No, James Cameron, you’re the blowhard.”
- “Well perhaps you should have brought your own kazoo.”
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