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If watching John Phillip Law and Marisa Mell fuck on a pile of money doesn’t make you wish you lived inside a volcano I can’t help you and god can’t either, son—you’re done.
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Chris Samnee’s gorgeous take on Catwoman.
Trying harder to be this in my day-to-day.
Source: love-and-radiation
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Presented for your consideration: a persuasive argument for not smiling in pictures.
Source: infiniteplanet
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But seriously, somebody give me a baby komodo dragon already.
It will grow into a fitting pet for my supervillainous altar ego.
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You see a capsized ship in the surf.
>Swim out to it.
The water is very cold.
>Put on wetsuit.
Your wetsuit was stolen by wetsuit thieves.
>Look at compass.
Your compass was stolen by wetsuit thieves who decided to branch out a little.
>Become wetsuit thief.
Experience required.
Source: hatethefuture
‘Baby, you’re the best! Let’s kill everybody in town. Just for the hell of it.’
‘You want it honey, you got it.’
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These Are The Guilty!
Wanna be your own boss?
Source: comicallyvintage
So apparently robbing banks is still something that actually happens... →
And moreover we’re still giving bank robbers nicknames!
Kind of warms the heart, doesn’t it?
