…or metaphysics, or Olivia Newton John’s “Let’s Get Physical,” or whatever, but it’s a LAW that states:
When you hear the opening bars of Diana Ross’ “I’m Coming Out,” your mind will reflexively make an instantaneous decision about whether you want it to actually be “I’m Coming Out” or just the sample that leads into Biggie’s “Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems,” and whichever you decide you want it to be, it will always, ALWAYS be the opposite, and as such, you will experience mild disappointment for approximately the first minute of either song.
