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18th March 2011

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Things I have said indignantly in the past

  • “You don’t know shit about Spicy Rice.”
  • “Who does that jerk think he is? Telling me, me, about Batman!”
  • “So maybe don’t go around trying to correct people’s grammar at parties, guy.”

Things I am likely to say indignantly in the future

  • “What do you mean the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack isn’t good sex music?!”
  • “No, James Cameron, you’re the blowhard.”
  • “Well perhaps you should have brought your own kazoo.”

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